Quoterrific

1) You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years of trying to get other people interested in you. ~Dale Carnegie

2) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. ~Phillips Brooks

3) Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out. ~Italian Proverb

4) A great deal of good can be done in the world if one is not too careful who gets the credit. ~Jesuit Motto

5) Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right. ~Henry Ford

6) It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Elliot

7) Ohio Smells Funny… ~Mike Boucher; U.S. Navy

8 ) If we don’t live happily ever after, we’ll at least survive ’til next week. ~Kermit the Frog

9) I don’t cheat, I find creative ways of winning ~Jeska

10) You are a little soul carrying around a corpse. ~Epictetus; Greek Philosopher

11) When you play music you discover a part of yourself that you never knew existed. ~Bill Evans; American Jazz Pianist

12) Love must be learned, and learned again; there is no end to it. ~Katherine Anne Porter

13) Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity. ~Thor-Heyerdahl; Norwegian ethnologist

14) To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. ~Bertrand Russell; English Logician and Philosopher

15) If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying ~Coleman Hawkings; American Jazz Musician

16) Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words. ~Calvin & Hobbes

17) Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. ~Thomas Merton; American and Trappist Monk

18) Learn everything you can, anytime you can, from anyone you can – there will always come a time when you will be grateful you did. ~Sarah Caldwell

19) Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~Dr. Seuss

20) All the World’s a Stage, and all men and women merely players. ~William Shakespear

21) Well what else do we have if we don’t have our dreams!! Write that down and remember it, that’s good shit. ~Mike Macomber; U.S. Navy

22) Never rub another man’s rhubarb ~Jack Nicholson as the Joker

23) If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. ~Benjamin Franklin

24) When you swim in the sea and your bit by an eel . . . that’s A MORAY! ~A. Nonymous

25) Life is a Bucket o’ Weird! ~Sharon Smith, Art Professor “What’s with That House?” HGTV

26) I Love Diplomacy! ~Eric Farley

27) “Hello, Vould you like a roll in ze hey? It’s Fun! Roll, Roll, Roll in ze Hey” ~Inga on Young Frankenstein: 1974

28) Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya . . . you killed my father. Prepare to die ~The Princess Bride

29) A toll’s a toll; and a roll’s a roll. And if we don’t get no tolls then we don’t eat no rolls. I made that up meself. ~Robin Hood, Men in Tights

30) Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses wiener I’d worry about bein’ pissed ON! ~Robin Hood, Men in Tights

31) Because a spoon is dull you TWIT it’ll HURT MORE! ~Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

32) When 900 Years old YOU reach, look as good, you will not. ~Yoda

33) Because unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English Accent. ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

34) Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try ~Yoda

35) Well, there’s only one thing to do… sing about it. ~Red Fraggle; Fraggle Rock

36) I’m Orange Peels, I’m Coffee Grounds, I’m Wisdom. ~The Trash Heap: Fraggle Rock

37) Question: What has a thousand legs and can’t walk? 500 pairs of pants!! ~Fozzy Bear

39) “You remind me of the babe.” “What babe? “The babe with the power.” “What power?” “The power of voodoo.” “Who do?” “You do.” “Do what?” “Remind me of the babe.” ~The Labyrinth

40) People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true. ~Robert J. Ringer

41) You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my pray. I just like the sound of it. HEHEHEHEEEEEHHHAAAHHAAHWWOO!! ~Steve’s version of the Joker’s line in Batman…

42) You mean you throw down your rock and I throw down my sword and we’ll kill each other like civilized people? ~The Princess Bride

43) True love is the greatest thing in the world, besides a nice MLT, Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato’s nice and ripe… ah, so perky, I love it… ~The Princess Bride

44) Wesley and I are bound by the bonds of true love. You cannot track that, not with a thousand blood hounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords! ~The Princess Bride

45) Don’t rush a miracle man, sonny. You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles. ~The Princess Bride

46) It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. (throws rock) I don’t even exercise. ~Fezzik – The Princess bride

47) “You mock my pain!” ~Buttercup “Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” ~Wesley ~The princess Bride

48) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Wesley on the Machine : The Priness Bride

49) “Grandpa, you read that wrong. She doesn’t marry the Prince. She marries Wesley. I’m just sure of it. I mean, if he didn’t it wouldn’t be fair.” “Where is it written that life is fair?” ~The Princess Bride

50) Since the invention of the kiss there have been five rated as the most pure, the most perfect. This one left them all behind. ~The Princess Bride

51) Mewage . . . mewage is what bwings us togevah today. Mewage, that bwessed awangement. That dweam wifin a dweam . . . . . have you the wing . . . . . . .and wove, twue wove will fowo you forevah and evah . . . . ~Steve’s Spelling of The Impressive Clergyman: The Prines Bride

52) Bye Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle! ~The Princess Bride

53) Whatever happened to Saturday night? ~Meatloaf: Rocky Horror Picture Show

54) It’s pronounced . . . Fraunk-en-shteen! ~Young Frankenstein

55) WEEEEOOOOOOOOOO ~R2D2 Screaming

56) If I ever get hands upon the idiot that wrote ‘into every life a little rain must fall’. I shall take his book of poems and I’ll stuff ‘em up his . . . throat, ’cause it seems to me as though I get it all. ~Stop the World I Want to Get Off

57) We named the dog Indiana. ~Indiana Jones

58) You can’t think about things you want to change. Just be yourself. ~Ethan Embry